The Kid Stays Out Of The Caption
This is the actual caption for this photo: "Chantal Cousineau (L) and an unidientified guest arrive at the 2005 Vanity Fair Oscar Party at Mortons in West Hollywood February 27, 2005." Maybe we're just a wee bit cynical, but we get the feeling that Robert Evans slipped someone from Reuters a hundred dollar bill and an associate producer credit to leave his name off to "make the tomato feel special." We hope the young lady didn't mistakenly put her glasses in the denture jar on his nightstand.
