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Along with Star's token attempt at public pulse-taking, Entertainment Weekly also weighs in with a marginally better poll to harvest prospective names for Baby Girl Spears-Federline. We like one of our readers' suggestion of "Taurine," but if we may be so bold, we offer up the cumbersome-yet-prescient "California Child Protective Services Case #67755-A4 " Brit and K-Fed can use that one without paying us a consulting fee, but only if we don't have to bring a gift to the baby shower.