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Frustrated with the increasingly invasive techniques that paparazzi use to snap pictures of his clients shopping at high-end boutiques, patronizing pricey restaurants, and idling at stoplights in luxury automobiles, celebrity superflack Ken Sunshine removes the shotgun barrel from his own mouth and turns it on the "no comment" crowd:

"What a f- joke these Hollywood flacks are, making believe they really want to do something to combat these insane stalkerazzis. They play the game of mouthing disgust at the most extreme misbehavior of these stalkers so that they look like they're doing something for their A-list clients. But they're really doing business with these creeps so that their B- and C-level clients can get in the magazines that are the lifeblood of the stalkerazzis." [...]
"The only way to stop this insanity (which is going to lead to someone getting killed in one of these car chases in L.A.) is to stop doing business with the magazines and TV outlets that pay silly money for photos."

To more vividly illustrate his disgust with every level of the Hollywood publicity machine, Sunshine then defecated on his cellphone, wiped his ass with a recent Nick & Jessica issue of Us Weekly, and then photographed the symbolic protest with a wire service photographer's camera.