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They're tough, they run studios, and, as far as anyone knows, they have vaginas: Meet Sony's Amy Pascal, Universal's Stacey Snider, Buena Vista's Nina Jacobson, and a host of Hollywood's other power girls, whom the NYT has dubbed "Hollywood's New Old Girls' Network" (the original working title,"Those Dingy Broads What Run The Studios," was later discarded for being too quaint). Strangely included in the Times' colorful, if wildly confounding, flowchart is producer Peter Guber(above, encircled and indicated by our subtle arrows), whom the Times is apparently depicting as the Tinseltown Zeus from whose head sprung forth this pantheon of filmmaking Athenas; somehow, this was deemed more palatable than illustrating the New Old Girls' Network's breech birth from Paramount trailblazer Sherry Lansing's womb.