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For this week's installment of "Rock and a Hard Place", The Black Table interviews Greg Gutfeld, editor of Maxim UK and the magazine industry's answer to "Puck" from Real World: San Francisco. With BT's A.J. Daulerio, Gutfeld discusses his bitch-titties, whether he really sent Radar s Maer Roshan a box of turd, and characterizes the competition:

Esquire is a tub of nonfat vanilla yogurt (with carob chips)
GQ is a bowl of those ribbon candies your grandmother used to keep before she died in "the fire."
Men's Health is a bran muffin that's been eaten, digested and excreted so many times you can take it through a straw.

—NH

Rock and a Hard Place [The Black Table] (artwork by Jim Cooke for blacktable.com)