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Breaking news in the long national nightmare that is Idolgate. Or Paulagate. Or whatever. Matt Drudge reports that Former AMERICAN IDOL contestant Corey Clark says he can prove his sex claims with Judge Paula Abdul — by identifying a "distinguishing characteristic" on Abdul's body. Loathe to find ourselves scooped on this issue, we did a little reporting of our own. A source close to Clark, on the condition of anonymity, revealed the secret to us: Her penis looks like a barber's pole. AB

EX-'IDOL' CLAIMS PAULA ABDUL 'DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTIC' [DRUDGE REPORT]