He's Waited So Very Long To Write This Headline

Only Sneddon, eh?
Update: And CBS sinks lower. Now everyone's going to use penis in headlines, aren't they? Could this be the beginning of PenisGate? And when do we get VaginaGate?

Only Sneddon, eh?
Update: And CBS sinks lower. Now everyone's going to use penis in headlines, aren't they? Could this be the beginning of PenisGate? And when do we get VaginaGate?