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jessicagawker: Hey, Sailor!
jessicagawker: So, how long are you going to keep running the Vaseline stuff? By my count, it's been up top for at least 16 hours.
jessicagawker: We all know you're a fan of the product, you needn't have been so blatant in its promotion. It's unethical.
[10 minutes pass]
jessicagawker: Oh my God, you just changed your headline right now. You ARE listening to me, aren't you?!