· In all of NYC's years, yesterday's heat and your love of A/C resulted in the second-highest demand for electricity ever — and yet your armpits were still irreparably damaged. [NYDN]
· Wait, blogs can get you fired? Fuck. Don't tell our boss we've got one, okay? [USA Today]
· Apparently, that Off Track Betting with the stinky crackheads jittering out front smells just as bad on the inside. [Oddjack]
· Be the Katie Holmes to his Tom Cruise, won't you? [Craigslist]
· If there's anyone who knows the ins and outs of a freak show, it's Stephen King. The master speaks on the ultimate freakfest, Michael Jackson and the media. [EW]