Breaking: McCain Sex Scandal! (Or Not.)
Dear God, we thought. What has McCain been caught on tape doing? Will this kill his political career? Oh Matt, we cried out, please please please explain what you're talking about, so we can see whether the republic will survive.
And, finally, he did explain:
In fairness, you'd find Wedding Crashers a "raunch fest," too, if you were as scared of boobies as Drudge is.