Pop Quiz Department, "Alexander" Director's Cut Edition

Oooh, oooh, we know! We know! Here's the answer: "Not if they take out all the homoerotic eye-fucking between Colin Farrell and Jared Leto, which was the only part of the movie that anyone talked about. The world wants more man-on-eunuch action, not less. What's Oliver Stone going to do if no one likes his 9/11 movie, go back and take out the part where the towers fall?"
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