Oliver Stone can go back and de-homoeroticize the DVD version Alexander all he wants, but he can't take away The Gays' ability to freeze-frame his hetero love scene and examine Colin Farrell's junk. [NSFW!]

Oooh, oooh, we know! We know! Here's the answer: "Not if they take out all the homoerotic eye-fucking between Colin Farrell and Jared Leto, which was the only part of the movie that anyone talked about. The world wants more man-on-eunuch action, not less. What's Oliver Stone going to do if no one likes his 9/11 movie, go back and take out the part where the towers fall?"