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By now you may have heard that Courtney Love passed out at the Roosevelt on Wednesday night, and yesterday morning was rushed to Cedars Sinai, the only fully accredited Celebrity Undisclosed Medical Emergency Care Facility in Los Angeles. Love told Rush & Molloy that she doesn't know what knocked her out, other than "not drugs":

"I don't quite know what happened," the rocker and actress told us yesterday afternoon from her home. "I'm still sleeping it off." Love said that, on Wednesday night, she stopped by a party at the Roosevelt Hotel. "It was very hot," she recalled. "I had two Diet Cokes. I started feeling really woozy. I decided to go to the private cabana that they'd given me to use. I must have fainted. [...]
The "People vs. Larry Flynt" star was adamant that she wasn't under the influence of any drugs. "I didn't work for a year on sobriety to blow it," said Love, who has passed one drug test after another during 12 months of court-ordered rehab. "You have my word on that."

Are we really supposed to believe that a recovering addict is going to be totally, publicly forthright about why she blacked out, especially on the eve of a court appearance about her drug-treatment status? Diet Coke, Courtney? That isn't exactly a Nutrasweet physique. We think she's obviously been sneaking the good shit from the red can.