Can you put a price on Courtney Love’s mental health? As it turns out, yes you can, and it’s astronomical.

Seattle author Charles R. Cross, one of the foremost experts on Kurt Cobain, claims that Cobain didn't write the note found in his wallet that called Courtney Love a "siphon" and a "bitch with zits." He claims that Love wrote the note herself, saying, "The handwriting is absolutely Courtney's."

Earlier this week, the Seattle Police Department released a never-before-seen note taken from Kurt Cobain's wallet at his suicide scene. The note, presumably written by Cobain, mocks his wife, Courtney Love, calling her a "siphon" and a "bitch with zits."

The living members of Nirvana reunited Thursday night when the band was inducted into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame in a Brooklyn ceremony, just 4 days after the 20th anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death. New Zealand singer Lorde took over vocal duties on "All Apologies," a song released 3 years before she was (allegedly) born.

Seems legit.

"I was ordering like everything on Etsy. Everything! Like ferrets dressed as Edwardian nannies. Crazy shit." Never change, Courtney Love.

The bundle of paranoia and sporadic searing insight that is Courtney Love was on Opie and Anthony's Sirius show Thursday. During her appearance, she mentioned that she was going to appear on a network reality show soon. This is a "big thing," she said, and her described wariness of "doing TV" made it sound like this is more than a one-episode guest gig.

Lana Del Rey recently added a cover of Nirvana's "Heart-Shaped Box" to her on-tour repertoire — a song which holds special meaning for the Born to Die chanteuse.

When you are a professional rumormonger, people want to tell you things. They corner you at parties and shout other people's secrets. They call your telephone and whisper. They write urgent emails.

Attendees of an after-party celebrating the NYC premiere of a documentary about former Hole drummer Patty Schemel were treated to a seemingly impromptu reunion of the band's mid-90's lineup, complete with Melissa Auf der Maur on bass, Eric Erlandson on guitar, and Courtney Love behind the mic.

Following Courtney Love's wild Twitter rant accusing daughter Frances Bean Cobain of sleeping with her father's former bandmate Dave Grohl, the usually press-shy Frances is speaking out with a prepared statement:

Last night on her private Twitter account @cbabymichelle, Courtney Love accused 43-year-old Nirvana drummer Dave Grohl of putting the moves on 19-year-old Frances Bean Cobain, whom she claims went home with Grohl. "He had that romney rape thing about him," she mysteriously concludes about the "gross old man macking on Kurt Cobain's only child."

We all knew that Courtney Love wasn't going to win the mother of the year award anytime soon, but things between her and her daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, are really quite insane. Frances thinks Courtney killed her dog and her cat!

Crazy homeless lady in training Courtney Love is about to be homeless for real because her landlord is evicting her from the $27,000 a month Village townhouse she's been living in since February. Apparently Courtney tried to burn the place down. Of course she did.

Asked whether Courtney Love is her sober coach, Lindsay Lohan told Gossip Cop, "She's not." I have since placed Courtney Love under citizens' arrest, to be released into Gossip Cop's custody as soon as he arrives on the premises. [GossipCop, images via Getty]

Courtney Love scares Lindsay Lohan straight. Zoe Saldana gets "hot and heavy" with Bradley Cooper. A Kourtney Kardashian wedding is "imminent." Kristin Cavallari gets re-engaged. Do as Thursday gossip says, not as it did in the '90s.

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Courtney Love's band Hole was in the middle of a performance at the SWU Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on Sunday when she saw someone in the crowd holding up a photo of her late husband Kurt Cobain. That's a no-no. She lost it.