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We at Defamer know that agents have feelings, too, and we're committed to helping heartsick tenpercenters do whatever is necessary to get on with their lives. And if that healing involves a Craigslist ad trolling for someone with whom to trade cheap rent for intimate companionship, who are we to judge? The heart wants what it wants:

$150 - Hollywood Hills House to Share...Cheap Rent!!!!
 Looking for a beautiful woman to heal a broken heart. Six bedroom five bathroom house in the hills, utilities included. $150 a month includes your own private master bedroom and bath. Amenities include: granite counter tops in kitchen, all marble flooring, sundeck with hot tub and pool, sauna, three car garage, and work out room. Roommate must be willing to do light cleaning/cooking when needed and also take care of my minature yorkshire terrior occasionally. A little about myself: I am a 27 year old talent agent for ICM who sometimes has to work 12 hour days. I have recently gone through a bad break up so I am searching for an attractive female roomate who likes to party and loves life!! Must be willing to be my cuddle buddy and love slave. All who are interested please send me an email including a short description about yourself and a few pictures. [...]

Pics below of the house and of me and the one that broke my heart:

The pics are posted in the ad (we won't post the one of the "agent" and his "ex," just in case it's a prank), and we make no guarantees that the guy who wrote it isn't merely housesitting at his boss's place and using the lure of a swinging pad in the Hills to get some action. Other than those caveats, we can't think of a single reason to pass up such a great opportunity.