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Breaking! The intrepid reporters of Access Hollywood have succeeded where the Lake Havasu Today's News-Herald failed, correcting the local paper's maddeningly vague coverage of Brad Pitt's IHOP breakfast. Reports Zap2it.com:

On Wednesday's "Access Hollywood," waitress Carol Sexton reveals that on Tuesday, Aug. 2 Pitt and rumored-but-still-not-confirmed new squeeze, Angeline Jolie, stopped in at her Lake Havasu, Arizona IHOP for breakfast — Vive La French toast for him, pancakes and bacon for the lady.

Damn! We'd convinced ourselves he was a Rooty Tooty man. We hate being wrong.