In our heart of hearts, we just know that Brad and Angelina had a three-way with that judge, then sent Polaroids of the well-choreographed robes-and-gavels action to Jennifer Aniston. It really was the only way that this chapter in their lives could end.

Breaking! The intrepid reporters of Access Hollywood have succeeded where the Lake Havasu Today's News-Herald failed, correcting the local paper's maddeningly vague coverage of Brad Pitt's IHOP breakfast. Reports Zap2it.com: