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• Paris Latsis, the man who dares to make an honest woman out of his fiancée Paris Hilton, has yet to even discuss marriage with his father, who claims that it's going to be a long, long time before there's any walking down the aisle. Thank God. [Page Six]
• You knew the Michael Jackson trial was a spectacular waste of time, but the alleged juror behavior is beyond anything you imagined. One juror even communicated with Jackson's mother during the trial — but we're sure they weren't talking about anything related to the case, right? [NYDN]
• Is socialite spawn Jamie Johnson wronging his girlfriend, the Observer's Jessica Joffe? And, if so, why would he do so with Lydia Hearst? [R&M (last item)]
• Gay porn catfight! [Page Six]
• Roger Friedman embraces gay porn in his own weird way, sloppily fellating director Robert Altman. [Fox411]