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Not content with having inflated the urban real estate market to epic proportions, Realtor-beast Barbara Corcoran first went after the homes of common folk with her much-publicized rankings of America's sexiest suburbs. Having thus created an intolerable level of buzz around these communities so that housing prices might skyrocket in the desired fashion, Corcoran has set her sights on another hapless victim: retirees.

On Good Morning America, Corcoran recently announced the 5 best cities for retirement, based on different lifestyles. And wouldn't you know it, the New York-based realtor's number one place to buy and retire? Astoria. Time to run, hipster ex-pats — the CorcoDevil's come to town.

Update: Actually, the CorcoDevil is hunting for warm bodies in Astoria, Oregon. So those west coast hipster ex-pats should, um, run. Yeah, we've got tunnel-vision; what's your point?

Astoria Ranks No. 1 Place to Retire [Daily Astorian]