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Because it's much too hot to worry about anything real, we present the latest dispatch in our disturbingly comprehensive coverage of media softball. This just in, from the fragrant High Times offices:

The legendary High Times Bonghitters beat The New Yorker, 7-4, last night. Our 2005 record is 12-2. Our next game is vs. The Nation on 8/25. We finish the season with a doubleheader vs. Billboard on 9/11.

Now you know.

(The New Yorker's take on the game hopefully TK, if anyone over there would be so kind as to send over Coach Dellinger's dulcet words.)

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