Fox News Cafe Returns To Prison: With Food Like This, We'll Take A Life Sentence!
Undeterred by the swift and resounding failure of its ex-con-with-a-heart-of-gold drama Jonny Zero and corresponding vaguely prison-themed menu at their News Cafe, the promotional visionaries at Fox have once again tapped the penal system for culinary inspiration. Right now, hungry employees can partake from a selection of Big House-flavored offerings, like braised pork fresh off the "Death Row"tisserie," "penitentiary personal pizzas," and the "solitary sandwich special" to show their support of tonight's Prison Break premiere. Sadly, there is no "shower rape corn-on-the-cob"; perhaps they're saving that for the wrap party.
Today's full menu is after the jump.
Rotisserie THE NEWS CAFÉ – MONDAY AUGUST 29, 2005 TODAY’S MENU IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PRISON BREAK 2-HOUR PREMIERE TONIGHT AT 8PM!
DEATH ROW”TISSERIE & GRILL
BRAISED PORK 4.95
CHILI CREAM SAUCESide Special:
ROASTED GARLIC & TOMATO RICE 1.00
STEAMED BROCCOLI & CAULIFLOWER 1.00
CONVICT’S COMBO: BRAISED PORK, ONE SIDE & FOUNTAIN DRINK
5.95* TAX INCLUDEDPizza Oven
PRISONER’S PIZZA BY THE SLICE 1.75
THREE CHEESE PIZZA
PEPPERONI PIZZA
TOMATO, BASIL & RED ONION PIZZAPENITENTIARY PERSONAL PIZZA 4.95
BBQ CHICKEN, SMOKED MOZZARELLA & TOMATO PIZZA
CONVICT’S COMBO: 2 SLICES OF PIZZA,
SIDE SALAD & FOUNTAIN DRINK
5.00 *TAX INCLUDED
Oven
Sandwiches
THE SLAMMER SANDWICHES
FEATURING PREMIUM BOAR’S HEAD MEATS
CREATE YOUR OWN SANDWICH
TURKEY, ROAST BEEF, HAM, TUNA SALAD,
CHICKEN SALAD, EGG SALAD 5.00SOLITARY SANDWICH SPECIAL 5.50
WARM PASTRAMI & SWISS CHEESECONVICT’S COMBO: ADD CHIPS & FOUNTAIN DRINK
5.75* TAX INCLUDED
Pasta
GREAT ESCAPE ENTRÉES
1 KUNG PAO CHICKEN EGG ROLL, 1 SHRIMP SPRING ROLL, 2 SHRIMP POT STICKERS 2 VEGETABLE POT STICKERS &
2 CRAB RANGOON 5.95
PONZU, SWEET & SOUR, HOISIN SAUCEGREEN ONION & SESAME TOSSED NOODLES 1.00
ROASTED GARLIC & PEPPER BROCCOLI 1.00
STEAMED BOK CHOY 1.00
STEAMED EDAMAME 1.00CELLMATE’S SOUP SELECTION
CHICKEN LIME & CILANTRO 2.50
CONVICT’S COMBO: ONE ENTREE, ONE SIDE & FOUNTAIN DRINK
6.95* TAX INCLUDEDSalad Bar
SCOFIELD’S SALAD BAR
MIXED GREENS, SPROUTS, CHERRY TOMATOES & CUCUMBERS, ROASTED SHALLOT DRESSING
SIDE SALAD
CHOICE OF SALAD 1.50
CREATE YOUR OWN SALAD BAR
4.00 SMALL SALAD BAR, 5.00 MEDIUM SALAD BAR, 6.50 LARGE SALAD BAR