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• Maybe it's just us, but does the image of what Tara Reid may look like come 2025 not seem all that different than how she looks now? StriVectin, darling — you've been warned. [Gallery of the Absurd]
• Apparently, we're not the only ones disturbed by the possibility of reading Dave Eggers' emails. [TMFTML]
• The crazy kids at the HuffPo welcome Endeavor agent Ari Emmanuel to the fold, and he manages to write an entire post without mentioning that he's the inspiration for the Ari Gold character on HBO's Entourage. You have to admire his restraint. [HuffPo]
• Demi Moore launches a new beauty product line, Demetria. Her special illuminating foundation, no doubt, is made with the milk of Ashton Kutcher. [AdRants]
• Gay Chelsea is dead, and Gay Hell's Kitchen is born. Will the Gays continue northward to plant their flag on Gay Washington Heights? [Curbed]
• Strangely enough, Vanity Fair's New Establishment List does not include Maddox Jolie. [FishbowlNY]