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• Would the sole person on this earth who actually wants to smell like Britney Spears please step forward? Anyone? McFly? Bueller? [Adrants]
• With the return of fall television comes the return of reality show contestants with sketchy pasts. Interestingly enough, however, this time it's an Apprentice wannabe with the strange story. [TSG]
• Get your own CMJ FilmFest badge. It's not quite a press badge, but you can certainly use it to pretend that you matter. [Verbose Coma]
• Help the indie lit mag kids from n+1 find a place to party — after this weekend's Times piece, they could probably use a drink. [n+1]
• A heartbreakingly earnest defense of Hoboken. No, not a typo. [Eurotrash]