NYC Women Will Play You Like a Naughty Fiddle
The front page of today's Post boldly proclaims that there's real sex going on in our city — which got our attention, obviously, because we didn't think it counted if it involved something purchased at Toys in Babeland. As it turns out, you dirty little minxes are humping more than just the plastic stuff:
Sex in the city is as hot as ever.
Nearly one-quarter of New York City women say they're doing the deed several times a week, according to a new survey, far outstripping the competition.
Twenty-three percent of Big Apple gals say they're regularly steaming up the sheets, compared with 18 percent of women in Los Angeles, and 17 percent in Dallas, Miami and Chicago, the Trojan Survey of Women and Desire found.
Oh, hell yeah. If you hear any noise, it ain't the boys — it's ladies night, uh huh...
But don't expect to see the city's nickname changed from the Big Apple to the Big Ohh anytime soon only 22 percent say they have an orgasm during sex.
Shit. For a second there, we thought it might be worth cleaning ourselves up for a journey through the nether regions — but clearly it's still not worth our time.
