'Maxim' Translates Chick-Mag Babble
The latest issue of Maxim has greatly matured, abandoning its usual analyses of bikini waxes to embrace the long-lost art of service journalism. Granted, its service journalism for the sake of understanding the opposite sex, presumably so as to more easily copulate, but we're not going to nitpick. We're just proud of the lads for taking the time to decode Cosmo-speak for the masses.
Internal bliss bomb = The prostate
Bull's Eye = A man's nipple
Neural nub = The perineum (or "taint")
Pea-size passion button = The G-spot
His Pals = His testicles
Pig in a blanket = His uncircumcised penis
Goody bag = Male genitalia
Instant weather update = Erect nipples
M
nage a moi = Masturbation
Cream puff = Penis
Hmm. We always thought a cream puff was simply derived from the penis.