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The latest issue of Maxim has greatly matured, abandoning its usual analyses of bikini waxes to embrace the long-lost art of service journalism. Granted, its service journalism for the sake of understanding the opposite sex, presumably so as to more easily copulate, but we're not going to nitpick. We're just proud of the lads for taking the time to decode Cosmo-speak for the masses.

Internal bliss bomb = The prostate

Bull's Eye = A man's nipple

Neural nub = The perineum (or "taint")

Pea-size passion button = The G-spot

His Pals = His testicles

Pig in a blanket = His uncircumcised penis

Goody bag = Male genitalia

Instant weather update = Erect nipples

M
nage a moi = Masturbation

Cream puff = Penis

Hmm. We always thought a cream puff was simply derived from the penis.