The Simple Life: Homewrecking Sluts Edition
Fox might be trying a little too hard to shake up the profoundly stale rich-girls-act-dumb-and-fuck-stuff-up formula that's made Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie a reality TV fixture the last few seasons. The Always Classy Network will soon proudly present The Simple Life: Homewrecking Sluts Edition:
The concept for the new show has former best friends Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie — who are no longer speaking to each other — trying to be surrogate moms in strange households. A casting call has gone out to find families willing to be filmed, and a source familiar with the search says that the execs have declared: “The friskier the dad, the better.”
“They’re looking for dads who are likely to make a play for Paris or Nicole,” says a source. “They’re saying they’re willing to pay the families ‘a substantial’ amount of money for two days of shooting and that African-American families are a plus.” Why’s that? Says the source: “I think it’s just because they already have some white families and they want to be multicultural.”
Why should only white families be destabilized by an invasion of television cameras and Hilton's lethal vagina when Fox might be able to squeeze another Nielsen point out of some good, ol' fashioned racial tension? We wonder, however, if the Foxies have forgotten about Hilton's Lost N-Bomb Sex Tape; if not, perhaps the network's just doing its part to finally make Paris’ Backdoor Multicultural Gang Bang For Unity and heal some of those wounds from last year.
