A sampling of the swag "reportedly" included in the highly coveted Advertising Week gift bags:

• a Summer s Eve Douche 4-pack
• a Massengill Douche (with extra cleansing vinegar)
• a premium back scratcher
• a laminated, mounted, numbered authentic piece of bullshit
• one Plexiglas -cube-encased Donnie Deutsch chest hair
• Jerky

All right, so the Deutsch thing probably isn't true. But we wouldn't be surprised if it were.

Good Thursday [Copyranter]