Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis End Engagement, Charade
Color us shocked: Wonky-eyed celebutante Paris Hilton has broken off her 5-month engagement to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis (news which, while completely heartbreaking, makes the recent Vanity Fair cover cunnilingus on Hilton's newfound domestic bliss all the more laughable).
In a statement to Us made Friday evening, Hilton reflected:
I'm sad to announce that I've called off my engagement. Over the last couple months I've realized that this is the right decision for me. We remain best of friends, and I'll always love him. I hope people will respect my privacy during this emotional time.*
As she wiped away her tears, Hilton slammed a sugar-free Red Bull and bravely headed to Marquee with her hired band of photographers.
*Best read in a cloying, drunken baby voice.
