Online Dating Sites Are Just Not That Into You

The Daily News has an interesting (if not utterly depressing) roundup of the latest trend in online dating: exclusivity. Sites like eHarmony, BeautifulPeople, and GorgeousNetworks allow membership based on screenings or members' criticism of an applicant's picture and profile, whereas most other sites (even niche ones like JDate) have generally open membership.
So what does it mean when potential online dating pools become more selective than sorority rush? In your case, it's time to hit the darkened rest stops, because you're officially too ugly to even date on the internet.