Gossip Roundup: Paris Hilton to Start Arranging Trysts by Passing Notes
• Proving that her own offensiveness has no limits, Paris Hilton allegedly broke up with fiancé Paris Latsis while her new fuckbuddy, Stavros Niarchos was listening on the phone. Meanwhile, Latsis reduces Hilton to a common street whore, which isn't really fair to street whores. They have feelings, too. [Page Six]
• At the youthful age of 79, Playboy kingpin Hugh Hefner is looking to have another child, this one with Holly Madison, who has managed to put up with being in his harem for over four years now. [Lowdown]
• A NYT spokesbot denies that Judith Miller has speaking engagements lined up through 2007, seeing as she's too busy working on her 17-book deal. [Page Six]
• When paparazzi followed Tom Cruise to the Scientology center in LA, the center's security took a pic of the photogs. Later, those photogs beat the crap out of the security guard. So now we finally get the Scientology thing: They get their asses kicked for you. [Scoop]
• Even if Boy George, who was recently arrested for posession, were doing drugs, he certainly wouldn't tell YOU about it. [R&M]