Mary-Kate Olsen, College Dropout
It's official: Mary-Kate Olsen, the tragically-rich Bolivian mascot of hard-partying twins everywhere, has left NYU. You know what they say: If you love an anorexic squirrel, set it free.
On a side note, we love that this is a People exclusive. If by "exclusive," they mean "via mass email sent out yesterday by Olsen reps, simultaneously, to every celebrity weekly in the world," then, sure, we suppose that's an exclusive.