The Very Model of Postmodern Major News Organization
CNN's current unscientific homepage poll:
Brilliant! Not, "Who is the British foreign secretary?" Not, "And, by the way, it's Jack Straw, did you know that?" Simply, Do you think you know? You think so? Excellent. Then you do.
It's the perfect new trend in news for Americans, who would overwhelming choose, say, Yes, I could find connections between Saddam Hussein and 9/11. The truth is all relative! Whatever you think is right!
Hey, it's works wonders for Fox News.
