Janet Jackson, Where Art Thou?
We know that this isn't particularly Manhattan-y, but as a matter of national conversation, we simply must address the following:
What the fuck happened to Janet Jackson? And don't just say "food," you insensitive kids, because what we have here is something far more sinister than the effects of over-nourishment. The change is so drastic, so dramatic, it just might be — dare we say it? — the Star-Jones-Inversion-Effect!
