Because we know you're dying of curiosity, here's what slutty sister Wonkette learned yesterday about why Maureen Dowd apparently gets so much ass:
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To which we can only say: We're cheap, too, but, shit, we ain't $49.95/year cheap. That's just sleazy.
Earlier: Today in Maureen: Bitchy Redheads Catfight
