From Craigslist, a dollop of fabulousity:

I posted an ad the other night and then emailed with a very cool but discreet guy. we arranged to hookup at my place. My jaw almost hit the floor when I opened the door to see a very well-known major celebrity who had showed up to get off with me. We had a great time. I was just wondering if anyone here has had a similar experience...v. cool.

Please don't rmail me to ask who it was..I completely respect his discretion and would not reveal his identity.

Well THAT'S a cocktease. Who was the celebrity? Assuming it's true, we're stumped. Our commenters and readers are far more perverse and wise than we are, however, so we're turning it to you for enlightenment. Take it away...

Anyone Ever Hooked Up With a Celebrity via Craigslist? [Craigslist]