Spotted on Craigslist:

The party is over, and now I'm left with inflatable penises, and a penis shaped plastic dish, and lots of paper cups and napkins. If anyone is having any kind of party that requires penis stuff, just come pick the stuff up and it's yours. I hate to throw out perfectly good plastic penises.

Oh, honey. People aren't on Craigs to look for plastic dick.

Bachelorette Party Supplies (or Just Penis-Related Decorations) [Craigslist]