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Ah, the things you find on Craigslist. Like this come-on, which we cannot imagine has ever helped anyone in the world ever get laid:

If you want to date that Riverdance guy, why not date me? I look just like him. He'd probably never date you. But I would! The Other Riverdance Guy! Why not try me?

On the other hand, for all of us who have ever wanted to beat the shit out of that smug Michael Flatley? Seems we've found ourselves an easy way to vent that aggression.

I Look Like Riverdance Guy [CL]