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• Star Jones continues her reign of freebie terror! A rep for the View co-host allegedly called the Cornelia Day Spa, attempting to secure free services for Star and husband Al Reynolds in exchange for a fluffy mention in OK! magazine. Cornelia declined, seeing as an OK! feature really won't help much of anyone. [Lowdown]
• Tired of mistreating and misplacing just her Chihuahua, Paris Hilton has obtained a monkey named Baby Luv, which was seen scratching and clawing at Hilton's face during a shopping trip. Obviously, we luv Baby Luv. [Page Six]
• How to explain Tara Reid's mature behavior at her own birthday celebration? Her mother kept watch. [Scoop]
• Donald Trump, Jr. writes his own vows for his wedding to Vanessa Haydon, assuring her "all my earthly goods I shall forever share with you." Dude, Dad's gonna be pissed. [Page Six]
• Former Jersey governer Jim McGreevey hits Out magazine's 100 party, confirming that he's not just gay, but Gay. [R&M]