The Fake David Cross Investigation Continues
As we conduct our vigilant search for the Fake David Cross — a vile imposter who claims to be the actor so he can score free drinks and easy women — we're finding that reality is not absolute, and the truth of reality is inextricable from the reality of truth. Or something.
When this all started, we posted a picture of a possible the suspect; we later announced that said picture was of the Real David. As it turns out, that was NOT the Real David: This man is most certainly a charlatan.
Now, as readers go through their drunken photo collections, scouring for possible documentation of run-ins with Davids real or fake, we've been sent the following image:
The reader claims that this picture, taken on Halloween, depicts the Real David Cross. And we'd like more than anything than to believe it — but, if anything, this twisted manhunt has killed our ability to believe in anything anymore.