Martha Stewart's School of Modeling
From a distant, magical land called "The Twin Cities," a Craigslist item of interest:
Martha Stewart look alike
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Date: 2005-11-17, 12:11AM CST
I'm looking for a Martha Stewart look alike to undress fully nude for photos & video. Must also be able to act, talk, walk, etc. like Martha. Must have own costume. Compensation is $25 per hour but is negotiable and based on type of photo shoot. Warning, you MUST be 18+ and have a valid ID. If interested, please e-mail a photo.
You know, now that NBC has mercy-killed Stewart's version of The Apprentice, we suppose the real Martha has a little extra time on her hands. And $25/hour ain't bad.