Wonkette: Go **** Yourself
We put on a good show the other day, didn't we? Yahoo deal means nothing! Our content won't change at all! You're all overreacting! We were so convincing, we even believed ourselves. As our slutty sister discovered today, we were wrong:

Trust us, we're as disappointed as you are. This whole thing really sucks dick.
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