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Aimless, drifting retiree Michael Eisner's severance contract might forbid him from poaching his favorite Disney cast members until 2007, but it can't stop the ambitious mogul from hooking up with that most coveted of entrepreneurial partners, the anonymous Craigslist poster with big ideas:

Michael Eisner - I have your next gig!
 If anyone can hook me up with Michael Eisner, that would be great. I havev the next multi-media film/toy/toothpaste mega-franchise, and he is the man to make it happen. This is non-sexual in nature, so don't think the wrong things.

I am serious - this is the type of thing that they will want to make toothpaste and also toothbrushes out of.

For your connection, you will be compensated monetarily. If you are reading this yourself, Mr. Eisner, you yourself will get the finders fee. I know this sounds ridiculous, but I am serious.

What's Eisner got to lose by taking a chance on somebody with mysterious (but promising) multimedia-and-dental-care-tie-in dreams? When Walt scribbled up that skinny, steamboat-piloting mouse, people laughed, but decades later that cartoon rodent made Eisner rich enough to buy himself a midsize chain of Pacific islands.