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By the by, we finally gave in and ate some of Norm Pearlstine last night. (We'd previously said we wouldn't touch any of this smuggled swag — from the secret ceremony anointing John Huey as Time Inc.'s new EIC — until we received a personal waiver from our double-super-secret source that he or she didn't want it returned. Watching The O.C. and craving chocolate, we decided 48 hours without comment constituted a personal waiver.)

He was delicious.

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