The signs were there. We saw them. But we chose to ignore them. Because we didn't want to believe such a thing. Come on, our beloved anchor? Our favorite sister? They wouldn't do that to us. They couldn't. They just couldn't!

And yet they did: We caught slutty sis Wonkette in bed today(metaphorically) with Anderson Cooper.

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We are crushed. We are heartbroken. We don't know if we can ever trust again. And you know what, Anderson? At this point you'd have to do a whole lot more than just rolling over to make anything of ours expand.

Plus, that Bob Woodruff is kinda cute.

Earlier: Slutty Sis Tries to Steal Away Our Anderson