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The celestial prophetess gazing into her lunar oracle on black arts enthusiast Britney Spears' homepage is conjuring several dark omens: a cloud of pungent reefer smoke hanging over a newborn's crib; a grown man weeping at the foot of a tow truck operator; and the fast creeping despair of an abandoned and embittered mother, dancing as fast as she can:

A spy in Spears' camp told PAGE SIX, "She is trying to repossess the $200,000 Ferrari she bought him. She is sick and tired of his partying ways and the constant flow of complete drug addicts coming in and out of her house."

The fight that led to Spears booting Federline from their home reportedly began over his having his "weedman" or pot dealer over to the house and hanging around their newborn son, Sean Preston.

After she kicked Federline out on Thursday, Spears went out dancing at Los Angeles hot spot LAX. [...]


"[Lynne] insists on doing everything for the baby," our source continued. "She feeds it, she cleans it, she bathes it, and she won't let Kevin touch him. She says Kevin holds it wrong, that he doesn't know what he is doing he has two other kids! Britney gets mad when he complains because she says, 'My mom is doing everything, leave her alone!'

Of course, we have yet to hear Kevin's side of the story, who is probably only raising his son the best way he knows how. "Weedman" could very well be the baby's godfather, and denying him face-to-face interaction at these crucial developmental stages could run into serious problems down the line, such as the inability to whiff out the difference between an ounce of Northern Lights and an ounce of Power Skunk from across a room.