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Attention, female little people of Latin extraction: You may already be out of luck, but there are still two days left to potentially book an easy gig for MTV:

Little person (Dwarf) needed for MTV Event. Female Latin Descent.
 Female Little person (Dwarf) needed for MTV event in burbank on Dec 10. The job will pay $150 for the day and is non-union. The Job is to stay by the side of one of the actors on the Show for the duration of a party. Thats basically it. The party should last about 8-10 hours. Food will be provided for the day. We are looking for a female that is of latin descent ONLY. Please dont respond if this is not you as it will just waste both of out time. Thank you.

We have no idea what the MTV event in question is, so we can't guarantee that anyone meeting the dual female/latin requirement won't be dressed in an elf costume (the holiday season is here, after all) and made to pose as Jackass Wee Man's date. Or, for that matter, Johnny Knoxville's. Apply at your own risk.