We Don't Know Sports, But We Should Know Better Than to Trust the 'Post'
You've got to hand it to hottie Johnny Damon — yesterday's Post photoillustration be damned, the man is in fact pulling off the short-hair-and-no-beard look with a delicious level of sexy fuckability.
Of course, that's no surprise, seeing that the Yankees apparently brought Edith Head back from the dead to do his styling.
He's a Cut Above [NYP]
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