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· Because we know that your weekend wouldn't be complete if you didn't kick it off by contemplating K-Fed handling some poopy Pampers: Britney's Mom: Kevin Changes Diapers.
· Walmart is "heartsick" that its website software seems to be a big, fat racist.
· Quentin Tarantino explains Icelandic women: "I'm in a room full of supermodels who were drunk out of their mind standing on a table, (going) 'Let's get the party started.' I'm like, 'Where have I been all my life.' "In America, the idea is to get the girls drunk enough to go home with you, in Iceland it's to get the girls home with you before they get so drunk that they're passing out in your bathroom or vomiting all over you." Also, they have lovely feet.
· We are shocked—shocked!—and possibly even scandalized—scandalized!—by the possibility that underage MTV stars might be getting shitfaced at respectable, starfucking drinking establishments.
· Not everything Giada makes on the Food Network can be a winner.