Starbucks' Heart of Darkness, REVEALED!
Earlier today, we alerted you all to the center of gravity for Manhattan Starbucks, the specific point where one can be closest to all of the island's Starbucks, located "somewhere between 5th and 6th, in between 39th and 40th." While our commenters have pondered the magnitude of Starbucks' reach and whether or not Matt Damon and Barnes & Noble are in on the sinister plot to brainwash us all with Venti Pumpkin Spice Lattes, a source has identified what, exactly, lies at corporate coffee's Ground Zero: DENNIS PUBLISHING.
And you thought Maxim and Stuff were evil for completely different reasons.