ABC News forced Larry Page and Sergey Brin to sit and talk with dippy "World News Tonight" anchor Bob Woodruff. The get-drunk-quick drinking game: every time Larry's face freezes, take a shot.

Other highlights:

Bob comments on the amenities of the Googleplex. "You never have to go home when you've got all this." Larry flexes his eyebrows as if to say "I don't have to go home for sex, Bob."

Bob asks, "What do you want to do with all this money?" Sergey goes off on how he won't live the high life; Larry licks his lips and shifts in his seat. This boy's gonna cause some trouble.

A Bill Gates clip shows, apparently, Bill giving a puppet show.

Larry drinks some water — WHILE SERGEY IS TALKING. Best. Ventriloquist. Ever. These guys should tour.